These are the celebrities that are kept in business today by old people. Anyone under the age of 65 tends to find these celebs irritating.

	Alan Titchmarsh Presenter on Ground Force and another programme to do with gardening. Worth putting up with watching Ground Force  just to get a look at Charlie Dimmocks nipples.
	Noel Edmonds I think that the old people who kept him in a job must have all died now because we no longer see him on the telly. He had an irritating programme with a big, blobby, thingy twat.
	Jeremy Beadle Popular for playing jokes on people. Irritating and poor one liners but the oldies love to laugh (you can hear them in the audience).
	Richard Whiteley Another oldie celeb. This man is the presenter of daytime show "Countdown". Worth watching though because Carol Vorderman the sexy brainy bird is on the same show.
	Paul Daniels This is a piss poor example of an entertainer. I don't know anyone that likes him only old people. I watched a documentary with him in and it was crap.
	Terry Wogan Terry Wogan has been around since 1901 and was the first celebrity on the moon. He can now be found on radio 2 if you like messing with your tuner that is.