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Highly Recommended!
"I find your site humorously appeasing and would recommend it to any of my companions in need of a “good laugh”. I am a “stereotypical OAP” and am damn proud of it too!

I am 65 years old and was encouraged to visit the site when my grand daughter recommended it to me. She said to me “Nan, its bl**dy funny!”  I would not really resort to language of that common standard, but in this case it is true.

The only thing I would change about the site is the constant bad language! Britain has really gone to the dust!

But other than that, I thought your site was incredibly enjoyable!
Thank you for making me laugh so much I spat out my teeth!"

Beryl no teeth

Theory!
"I have a theory about old gits , they push and shove to get in front of queues cos they know they going to die soon so they need to be one ahead of me, if they can't get in front of me then they have to shove their basket as far up my back as possible !!!!!!! also at weddings why do they have to say ohhhhhh it will be your turn next. So the next funeral I go to I'm going up to an old git and say ohhhh it will be your turn next."

Professor Martin

Piss Pants!
"This is the funniest site iv seen! I'm not old but I think iv pissed meself!"

Adrian the wet

Great deal here folks!
"I drive the ring and ride bus I will leave your gran on Exmore for a £5 I tell them the post office is over the hill. Just follow the sheep. Hundreds are wondering around the hills on there Zimmer frames."

Stan the man who can

Australian old folk
"It's unfortunate that your website is Anglo centric. We have a different type of old person in Australia these days. They all seem to be trim, tanned and driving 4wd Beemers. They've told the kids, grandkids and great grandkids to piss of and to forget about any kind of inheritance as they intend to live it up for as long as it lasts and they don't mean at the local bingo hall.

Most of them are buggering off to Bali every chance they get or heading for new age re-birthing events at Byron Bay. They wear a lot of brightly coloured Hawaiian shirts but do tend to paint their beachside bungalows beige probably in deference to your expectations.

Mostly they do smell a bit, usually of marijuana and have Jamie Oliver parties where everyone gets their gear off in their designer kitchen. I was allowed an escorted visit to one of their wine cellars recently to taste a vintage bottled at the year of my birth, 1981, and it tasted like crap compared with my hosts 1951 Grange Hermitage."

Kev from Oz

Piles
"Enjoyed your website. Most old folk I know moan and groan about arthritis, chilblains and piles. They all brag how they used to leave the door open in their day so its neither wonder daft c***s!!!"

Jeff the observant

Old Bag!
"When I was a lad, web sites had proper public toilets. Not only were they free but they had none of this vandalism stuff neither. If only your site could be so considerate then I wouldn't need this colostomy bag. Think on!"

Elijah Ardcrack, Dewsbury

Beige House! Whatever next?
"Hi! I do like your website, but I love the colour beige!!! I've painted my house beige, all my rooms beige, beige carpet, beige curtains etc etc. I'm going to call my first born beige also!! do u think this is a little obsessive???"

Mikey the obsessive beigemaniac

Dear Beige,
"You have missed a whole category - once you have got them, how do you get rid of them?

Anyway, the solution, which has worked fine with our old people is to buy them, (or encourage them to buy- with their 1949 2d post office savings account) a Camper Van, or better still, a Caravan.

This way they can travel from John O'Groats to Lands End clogging up the roads from June to August, contributing absolutely nothing to the local economies that they pass through.

Bike racks attached to the back of said vehicles can be craftily adapted to accommodate Zimmer Frames and Scooters. All excess detritus such as incontinence pants and commode overflow can be ejected into the hedges of the British Countryside (the wildlife thrives on it).

Next time you are on the M5 South, in the outside lane, trapped behind a 1955 bakelite pod towed by an Austin 7, think of us partying it up at home.......Suckers!!!!!"

The Looney Sussed Sisters from Wiltshire

Confession
"Brilliant site, I am still sitting here pissing myself laughing. Whoever made this has a brilliant sense of humour, well done !!"

Karen the wet pants