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complaints

This is a favourite past time for the older generation. For years old people have been moaning about everything from the price of boiled ham to the state of modern television.

We at the beige site encourage a good old moan so if you feel like complaining about this site, the development team or anything else in life then please send your complaints to:

If you happen to be an old person you may wish to write a letter and post it. Unfortunately we no longer support this activity as it is out dated.

Really good moans will be posted in this section in later updates.

recent moans and comments

You young whippersnapper! When I was your age there was a war on. In them days there was none of this fancy interanet, if people wanted to complain they just went out and did it. Now we have to jump through hoops just to get the time of day. We ain't allowed queue jumping either. And there's nothing wrong with  beige.

R Appleyard - 09/03/03

On the old person test, your tick marks are a discrete population, so the subsets should reflect this. 5-10 should read 6-10, for instance. Sorry, but it would rather eliminate a certain level of ambiguity.

R Appleyard - 08/03/03

"It's unfortunate that your website is Anglo centric. We have a different type of old person in Australia these days. They all seem to be trim, tanned and driving 4wd Beemers." [read the full letter here]

Kev from Australia - 14/08/02

"I bought an adjustable bed a couple of weeks ago and it has helped me get a good nights sleep. I am saving up for a stair lift now." 

Edith from London - 22/08/02

"You ort to be ashamed of yourselves. When I was a lad......blah, blah, blah" 

Joe from Leeds - 04/03/02

"having visited your site may I say how appalled I was at you comments and views of old people. We fought the war for you lot you know!" 

Fred Buggery from Scotland - 03/03/02

"Could you tell me when the number 9 stops outside Sainsbury's?"

Mavis from Cradley Heath - 25/02/02

"I think this site is crap"

Englebert Hawthorn from Surrey - 20/02/02

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