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hobbies and interests:

There is plenty to do when you are old so there's no reason to sit in front of the TV all day sipping cups of tea. You may think that knitting and gardening seem to be the only pass time for old people, but did you know there are loads of other things that old people can do.

Other interests old people have are:

  • Shopping
  • Helping other old people
  • Moaning about everything
  • Singing in churches (yes they are the ones)
  • Visiting the post office
  • Taking their Yorkshire Terrier for a walk 
  • Going to funerals
  • Visiting the doctors or local hospital
  • Playing Bowls
  • Sitting on the toilet for hours
  • Growing vegetables on an allotment
  • Talking the head off the shop assistant in Boots
  • Having a bath
  • Waiting in bus stops

Day's out are also a favourite for the old folk. What better than a coach full of oldies nattering away for two hours on their way to sunny Blackpool?

Some top days out include:

  • The local theatre
  • Blackpool
  • Cheater Zoo
  • The Black Country Museum
  • Mystery Tours
  • River Severn Steam Railway
  • Pontins
  • Some market miles away
  • Butlins

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I want to be a pensioner when I grow up!